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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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furburger 0
If you broke her texting fingers, she may have to get some tips from that chick that uses her nipples. Good times are on the way!
JamiexXxMarie 0
69- haha! btw I love your pic :)
loski87 4
you did it on purpose
jordan75_fml 0
smooth move
Heartbreak1 0
you sir f****** up
Khailey_xo 0
Today, as I was walking my dog around my new neighborhood when he decides to chase a cat. In the end I had four stitches and a great first impression for my hot neighbor two houses down the street from mine. FML
furburger 0
73 - Don't be a creeper : ) Btw, I love your pic too. It must be your hairdo.
jesssssssss_fml 0
so you make it better, then "crush" you go and she bet you feel like
CRlovers123 0
smoooooth move :)
Thegreatflyer 1
way to go you asshat. In the end you lost.