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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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Roflfuckmylife47 5
Karma. Lots of karma.
worldclassrager 41
We all know she thinks that was on purpose...
Ericka5050 5
I bet the fight wasn't totally over.
storethis 17
RUN MATE