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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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gators1995 30
What a happy ending :)
MuSiCcHoIcE1 8
your in a world of trouble and pain
cna1216 15
Real smooth...
LyraAlluse 25
Murphy's Law is still alive and kicking I see.
LindsayxMoore 18
Ouch.
etishuman22 32
My state!!
etishuman22 32
Okay so I didn't mean to, I got distracted before I could change it. I meant to say, that's where I live, and that sucks, that's happened to me before!
Solitarydude 13
I don't think your hand counts as a GF.
SaintJimmy21 19
Are you from Passive Aggressiva?
PrincessPinkyPie 6
Omg ironic or what lol
LedBasedPaint 8
Good news is she can't rule you out of the bedroom, there's no resorting to fingers for her.