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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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PwningLamp1 0
no sex 2night huh?
tangyterp83 0
right it was an "accident". sounds believable.
DAN7IEL 2
yeah he technically lost..... 2 broken fingers = she can call you an abusive boyfriend= dad with shotgun an bad temper jkjk that just sucks..... hope you work it out?!?
CallMeHush 1
OP, you pulled off a win and a loss at the same time. Since a handjob is now out of the question, I'm sure you're glad that you didn't break her jaw. LOL
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
dam...you won't be gettin any pussy for a minute.
Kadz184 0
aww the hugging part was cute but FAIL the last part . NEVER BREAK ANY PART ON A WOMEN'S BODY . <-- lesson learned
laitselec2000 0
...it hurts...
hoopstar15 0
no she only has one arm. op took the other arm away in a previous argument
mclovin12194 0
fyl dude
mrmaks18 7
op the fight didn't have to be large dramatic and in the parking lot and worst of all it was your car so all I can say is your evil and that apology sounded insincere