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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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JamiexXxMarie 0
she shouldve made your make up sandwich fast enough =P
toobigtoofail 0
Finish her! Op wins! flawless victory!
rent_hearts_love 0
ooh that sucks dude. One question: Did she break up with you?
JamiexXxMarie 0
probably not...girls always go back to the guy who beats her. Those kind of girls are stupid..
rallets 23
she has another hand?
melbaby8 0
haha irony! the opposite of wrinkley!!! get it?! :D
SteelersBaby 0
hahaha it took me awhile to get it
slimpickens 0
ur stupid
rallets 23
she has another hand?
CRlovers123 0
your an idiot.
RosesAndRhinos 6
You're*
aback 5
You broke your girlfriend's fingers and you're feeling sorry for yourself?
M3DIC4T3 29
People are so inconsiderate nowadays.
melbaby8 0
well sorrrrrrrry. I thought it was funny but I guess not.