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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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jerry10394 0
nice going dumb shit. I can tell you now that your not getting any more pussy from her, why ? because insted of taking care of her you post a fml telling the while world about it. asshole
txs 0
ouch!
tubal069 0
Nice move that'll "learn"....sounds like no hand jobs for you anytime soon...then again since she likes to argue stuff your meat stick in her mouth next time!
JokeMeister 0
You'll NEVER convince anyone it was just an accidental coincidence....not even us!
vanillathirteen 0
don't ever DROP the issue... dummy, she will hold a grudge on you for that argument and her fingers. she has you by the b*lls
Sdras 0
Accident....yeah, right... That's what I would've said. I hope you can convince someone it was actually an accident OP.
cmillss 0
more like f her life
opsis 0
dont you mean you slammed the car door on her hand??? just wondering
evilbunnypao 0
fhl for having broken fingers x.x
thespoonybard 0
well now that's a little passive aggressive...