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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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sabiancymbol 1
tell the truth, it was on purpose
beautifulbeats26 6
dude my boyfriend has done that to me! he didnt break any fingers though haha
slimpickens 0
nice goin man now no pussy for u for a while haha
OreoLovesFez 0
Romantic...
OreoLovesFez 0
Romantic...
hateevryone 15
what a good way to make up
Late_night83 25
Excuses u beater.
mlgreco 6
guess that puts a exclimation mark on things.
audreyms 0
How could she punch him if her fingers were broken?
ryan1268 18
Smooth