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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

perdix 31

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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I_dont_exist 5

someones sleeping on the couch

at least now he knows not to mess with you.

kalenedog 11

are you sure it was an accident?

Grayscale_Wolf 9

Good going XD

Lol sounds like you're in deep shit now.

Very deep

Does anyone besides me think the girl in the illustration looks like Kim Possible?

yeah she does except her hair isn't brown it's supposed to be red.

Ohhh, you put more gas in the fire

Good job. Hahaha.

SwtCherryPie 26

Is she still your girlfriend after this?