Love: Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a... - FML

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

Sounds like you won.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:04

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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bbyychula710 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:11

lol you're an idiot !! :)

someone3225 2

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:17

owned

hellokeroppi 5

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:22

nice...

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:24

In the ER? Hmmmm.... after my door gunner gets done with you.

green_eyes124 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:26

haha that's hilarious! poor girl, hope she's ok!

milygo 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:30

Oh hahaha, you broke bones in your girlfriend's hand. She's probably in pain and a cast and may even need surgery. Doesn't that just suck for you? Bullsh*t! This isn't a fml, this is a fhl for having you as a boyfriend and a busted hand. Why don't you "accidentally" slam your own hand in the car door to see how it feels?

Jdog619 11

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:13

For the love of God, it was an accident! And I would say they have a pretty good relationship if they can hug it out after a long fight. Many couples just stay angry. The reason it's an FML is because, along with the fact that it is never good to slam your girlfriend's hand in a car door, it may seem like he did it for revenge. Stop being so an insensitive and judgemental. It makes you come across as a prick.

FMLkaiiden 8

Sunday 19 May 2013 0:30

Your a retard.

nessimonster 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:35

bad karma!!

zoebi 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:35

today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend in the parking lot. it looked like I got my way because he apologized and we then hugged. he even opened my door for me. he then proceeded to slam my fingers in said door and broke them. guess he was sill mad. FML

iloveyou1717 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:36

I feel bad for your soon to be ex girlfriend.

awhsum 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:38

awww that sucks ): fyl

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