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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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LifesJusGreat 7
Suree Chris Brown.. (But I didnt mean to punch her in the face) Ya Right!!
usmcbunny 0
Poop. I don't know why the fighting part was relevant, unless you were attempting to show irony.. But, wow. That is horrible, and I honestly feel for you and her. Your guilt must be pretty bad at this moment, and her pain is probably just as profound xD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The fight is relevant because she's not likely to believe it was an accident. They'll probably wind up fighting again soon, and he already feels like crap for hurting her.
usmcbunny 0
I highly doubt she believes he did it on purpose, considering the hugging and making up.
SoulessRed 0
I <3 irony
Lorysa 11
Ouch! : ( FYL, but mainly FHL. Yeeeouch, it hurts even thinking about that.
mmdw3834 0
good the bitch deserved it trying to argue with u
SteelersBaby 0
you're an asshole
slimpickens 0
yea bo
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
She deserved it.
281go 4
that sucks... no more hand jobs for you....... ha just playing
lolusux 0
Accidentally or "accidentally"?
goatfeathers 1
Yes, she's going to punch him when she's got two broken fingers.
dopebaby420 0
Hahah at which point you shouldve yelled, "TAKE THAT BITCH, I WIN!"