1 is win

oh damn

#1 = lol

I'd call that a unanimous decision victory my friend!!

haha yeah I guess you win after all

hahaha.. nope I think in the end he will lose

smoooth man she is "so" lucky to have you. lol

Looks like someone isn't getting sexy time for many weeks.

haha are u sure it was on accident ;)

in soviet russia. door slams u

haha no pussy fo u

jive man....jiiiive

Just say sorry and take her to the hospital. I bet she would appreciate that more than you posting the incident on fml..

in soviet Russia they kill you for atrocious grammar. Bye

59 - You said bye. Are the Soviets coming to get you for that post?

Watch out ladies, Mr.Smooth is probably single now.

right.... an "accident"

lol at 25. damn straight

sounds like he told her twice in one move

well shit, I guess u won but u might have lost sex for a little while

"accidentally". yeah let's go with that.

what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing. you already told her twice!

haha #13 I like ur pic

win

his prize? no more handjobs yay! lol but seroisly op let her win this one

good job

that'll teach her not to disagree with you.

if it was a smart car, you lose

you should listen to puberty bop. it's like kids bop only it's not

payback is a bitch

oh no. he actually loses since she won't be able to make him sandwiches! D; jk but seriously, it's more like fhl. :

Sounds to me like you really hadn't let it go.

what are you going to tell the cops ?

agreed

wow i would have fucked you up

"Today, I had a huge, dramatic fight with my boyfriend. We decided to drop the issue and hug each other. 20 seconds later he broke 2 of my fingers. FML.

I will bet you 1$ that you will read this comment

lol'd

no. u fail

agreed.

Huh?

Fail Win Win Fail

5- your abs are pretty amazing.

your abs aree , sex ; )

Stop flirting over the Internet. -_-

thanks

Wow.... You never dated before have you?

How did you accidentaly "slam" her hand into a car door?

"in", not "into" ;)

"Dark Crystal" (Forgive me. It just came out.)