By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 487
You deserved it 59

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You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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I'd call that a unanimous decision victory my friend!!

haha yeah I guess you win after all

hahaha.. nope I think in the end he will lose

smoooth man she is "so" lucky to have you. lol

Looks like someone isn't getting sexy time for many weeks.

haha are u sure it was on accident ;)

in soviet russia. door slams u

jive man....jiiiive

Just say sorry and take her to the hospital. I bet she would appreciate that more than you posting the incident on fml..

in soviet Russia they kill you for atrocious grammar. Bye

59 - You said bye. Are the Soviets coming to get you for that post?

Watch out ladies, Mr.Smooth is probably single now.

right.... an "accident"

lol at 25. damn straight

sounds like he told her twice in one move

well shit, I guess u won but u might have lost sex for a little while

"accidentally". yeah let's go with that.

what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing. you already told her twice!

haha #13 I like ur pic

his prize? no more handjobs yay! lol but seroisly op let her win this one

that'll teach her not to disagree with you.

if it was a smart car, you lose

you should listen to puberty bop. it's like kids bop only it's not

payback is a bitch

oh no. he actually loses since she won't be able to make him sandwiches! D; jk but seriously, it's more like fhl. :

Sounds to me like you really hadn't let it go.

what are you going to tell the cops ?

wow i would have fucked you up

"Today, I had a huge, dramatic fight with my boyfriend. We decided to drop the issue and hug each other. 20 seconds later he broke 2 of my fingers. FML.

I will bet you 1$ that you will read this comment

5- your abs are pretty amazing.

your abs aree , sex ; )

Stop flirting over the Internet. -_-

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

Wow.... You never dated before have you?

well so much for making up lol

How did you accidentaly "slam" her hand into a car door?

"in", not "into" ;)

ouch dude that freakin bloows! fyl

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