By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
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drawmesunshine 17

"I want to lick your labia minora." That's not so bad, OP.

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DocBastard 38

There's no need for you to use your hypoglossal nerve in lingually palpating her ********. If she digitally stimulates your frenulum of prepuce, you're going to get into trouble. Just ignore her nipple-areola complex and concentrate on your textbook, junior.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

You're giving her the checkup without the awkwardness!

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noornia 6

U should just stop stressing!. Besides look at the bright side atleast you're memorizing them better now

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SauceySarah 30

I'm in Anatomy and that's so true. I'd be all 'Nice buccinator muscles' to kids that are in band.

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Awsumuzzie 12

You forgot to mention that you do it on purpose to show off.

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ladyLALAA 28

22- that was bitchy, ever thought maybe the girl is just smart?

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Awsumuzzie 12

Not even doctors speak like that. They may think, but not speak... So I stand by my thought.

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SauceySarah 30

I wasn't trying to show off. Do you even know me? No, so shut up[:

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ladyLALAA 28

Actually I used to date a practicing doctor and he used to make jokes like that, so speaking from experience, yes it CAN happen.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Oh, hm, speaking from my own experience, that's called showing off. None of the doctors I know speak like that. And no, I'm not lucky enough to have been honored by your graceful presence. Want to be friends?

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ladyLALAA 28

Way to blow a joke way out of proportion. I see you do this often, does it make you feel good belittling people?

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muzy 23

@ 112- Is that a rhetorical question ?

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starryeyed1015 6

At least your remembering OP. Make a game out of it or something so it doesn't make you "sick".

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Ozuru 11

Hey hey, at least you got some action. Next time demand a BJ, not much to think about there. BJ's ftw!

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drawmesunshine 17

Something about your comment makes me want to punch you in the face.

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whitperky 0

Compartmentalize your life, dude!

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fiz1kaL 6

Thinking about work is how I last longer. Last night I doubled my record of 30 seconds, try and top that...

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think that's the medically accepted term. (Assholeus Rectimus)

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perdix 29

Of course it is! My brother-in-law is a doctor and he calls me that all the time!

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