Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
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shellz102 12
That' snot a good thing!
DingoCJ 15
You expected him to blow one back?
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Comments (80)
Enslaved 38
This FML has me laughing and grossed out at the same time. :P
ICastillo 25
Going in for the kiss and...pop booger juice right in the kisser. That is a little gross Op
vocaloidtiger 12
Well, the way you put it didn't exactly make it sound any less disgusting.
skyeyez9 25
I don't understand why some guys get all mortified if a girl accidentally farts, burps, or in OPs case blew a snot bubble. Real men don't freak out over that kind of stuff. They laugh it off and carry on.
quite_bored 9
I can understand a fart or a burp but popping a snot bubble on my face is just ******* disgusting.
skyeyez9 25
But it was an accident. A case of nerves, sinus congestion..etc It would be different if she purposely blew a snot rocket in his face.
amandajlucas2015 2
Some people like myself are disgusted my bodily fluids and sneezes are especially my worst one.. If she had done this to me I would have prolly thrown up.. It's not really a sense of humor thing it's a germ thing
UncleMuscles 5
You should've leaned in really close and whispered, "Okay, your turn."
StaceyMichelle 5
I choked on my Reese's pieces while laughing at your comment.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
I would have grabbed him really quickly so he didn't walk away and gave him the best kiss you could ever give him.
copo37 7
Well if he ever comes around and you all stick together it'll be a pretty funny story to look back on. Best of luck to you OP.
BulldogHoops 14
Too late to make generic "s'not" pun without ripping off like five people :(
bach2121 13
Poor guy!
DivineSunshine 1
That sucks! If he was that into you he would have laughed it off.
san251 10
Why'd u hold you're breath? Did his breath stink? Sorry OP FYL.
bRower 3
Because they were about to kiss..? It's really not that hard to figure out.