Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?
cashmuhlah23 0
Your dad wanted you Thats the brightside
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TryToBeKind 0
I'm very glad your father wanted you but that is disgusting and controlling on his part to trick her like that! I had an ex who kept saying, "I'm gonna put a baby in that belly, yes I am". He actualy had unprotected sex with me after he got me drunk once (yeah, my fault for drinking around but still I say he's more guilty). Obviously, I dumped him and haven't spoken to him since. ew. On your dad's part, it is also disgusting that he told YOU about that story, what a way to make you feel unplanned/unwanted and let you in on things that you didn't need to know. I am so sorry.
no_day_but_2day 0
I feel your pain. My mama didn't need to be drunk to tell me that he wanted all sons, was on the pill when she got pregnant with me, and wishes she had an abortion.
wordgirl 0
Today I read an FML about a girl who was a "pill baby" because her dad wanted another child and her mom didn't. I can top her sad story because I was a "pill baby" because neither of my parents wanted a child, and I broke up their marriage by being born. FML. :(
Yugaboo 0
Maybe he was trying to show he loves you by taking credit for your existance?
urbwzrd 0
nobody wanted my last little brother, but he is ok with that! :) we love him!
BLooDYxNiGHTS 0
My mom is the youngest of six, she was born because her oldest brother found all of her dad's condoms and poked holes in them. :> Just because you weren't wanted at the time doesn't mean they don't love you.
tehantijew87 0
Buddy, I was the result of a broken Trojan and a 40 oz. Quit your bitchin'.
Esmeline 0
Your dad is a sick man. XD
Scorponok 0
Wow, you definitely don't deserve it. FYL.
nyahahaha_fml 0
thats really sad..