FML : Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door...

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sally / Saturday 25 January 2014 17:42 / United States - Augusta

Intimacy

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By Azalorgm | 7

#5839488 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:41

I feel like this needs a follow up

By klovemachine | 24

#5839492 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:41

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

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By Azalorgm | 7

#5839488 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:41

I feel like this needs a follow up

mattjamt | 16

#5839574 - Sunday 26 January 2014 02:29

I think we can expect a follow up in another 3 months...

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5839581 - Sunday 26 January 2014 02:34

Don't Look Back in Anger...

mollyjynxjax | 28

#5839590 - Sunday 26 January 2014 02:44

Yeah, look to the future with disdain instead

Tymaster5 | 22

#5839729 - Sunday 26 January 2014 04:54

I want to give a like but the likes are 69 so I agree this needs a follow up.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5840805 - Monday 27 January 2014 10:38

#23, it was a reference to the Oasis song, since the title of the FML is Sally, which is the name of the person they use in that song.

By klovemachine | 24

#5839492 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:41

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

zandalee | 19

#5839906 - Sunday 26 January 2014 10:32

Totally. I can't even imagine OP's pain. Three months!!

By gabbi630 | 16

#5839494 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:42

Just go at it again.

By lilmslady | 11

#5839503 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:43

2nd times a charm...... or just wait till everyones gone next time

By lilmslady | 11

#5839511 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:45

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

By picante72 | 24

#5839515 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:47

She needs a Hitachi Magic Wand ;)

redbluegreen | 40

#5839588 - Sunday 26 January 2014 02:41

If only they were complimentary.

By xoamy906 | 25

#5839518 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:48

If it makes you feel better, I've never had one. Perhaps shower when nobody is home and try again?

valalvax | 13

#5839529 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:55

Inb4 a slew of I can help you with that comments

JAKASS200 | 5

#5839545 - Sunday 26 January 2014 02:01

*cough*thirsty*cough*

Jabberwockyy | 13

#5839577 - Sunday 26 January 2014 02:33

Depending on your age #8 that may not be a bad thing.

xoamy906 | 25

#5839616 - Sunday 26 January 2014 03:30

I'm 18, haha. Depends on your body I guess

expectcriticism | 13

#5839646 - Sunday 26 January 2014 04:12

and on what's going in it..

drshn | 22

#5839814 - Sunday 26 January 2014 07:07

There are different ways I could suggest but It's OK, I guess, as you are young and you have a long way to go. On a positive note you will know that a guy special and youare in a good relationship when you have one.

Phoebe_Buffay | 14

#5839863 - Sunday 26 January 2014 08:40

nope nopeeee. I dont approve of your face... it's too pretty. this is why girls can't find male companions.

wchilds17 | 4

#5840918 - Monday 27 January 2014 03:42

Never had an orgasm because of bad sex ?Or still a virgin lol

limabeans101029 | 20

#5841206 - Monday 27 January 2014 10:51

79- a lot of women just find it difficult to have orgasms. Sex isn't the only way to achieve an orgasm, and a lot of women can't actually get an orgasm just by having sex. So if someone has never had an orgasm, that doesn't automatically mean that they're either a virgin or that they have "bad sex".

By jgwyh | 18

#5839526 - Sunday 26 January 2014 01:54

Why not just reply with I'm coming?. No one would of known

breezyblue33 | 19

#5839754 - Sunday 26 January 2014 05:21

That may have worked in American Pie, but IRL if you were seconds away from cumming and your parents interrupted you, that's an instant mood killer right there. Unless you're into that sort of thing.