I feel like this needs a follow up

I think we can expect a follow up in another 3 months...

Don't Look Back in Anger...

Yeah, look to the future with disdain instead

I want to give a like but the likes are 69 so I agree this needs a follow up.

#23, it was a reference to the Oasis song, since the title of the FML is Sally, which is the name of the person they use in that song.

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

Totally. I can't even imagine OP's pain. Three months!!

Just go at it again.

2nd times a charm...... or just wait till everyones gone next time

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

She needs a Hitachi Magic Wand ;)

If only they were complimentary.

If it makes you feel better, I've never had one. Perhaps shower when nobody is home and try again?

Inb4 a slew of I can help you with that comments

*cough*thirsty*cough*

Depending on your age #8 that may not be a bad thing.

I'm 18, haha. Depends on your body I guess

and on what's going in it..

There are different ways I could suggest but It's OK, I guess, as you are young and you have a long way to go.
On a positive note you will know that a guy special and youare in a good relationship when you have one.

nope nopeeee. I dont approve of your face... it's too pretty. this is why girls can't find male companions.

Never had an orgasm because of bad sex ?Or still a virgin lol

79- a lot of women just find it difficult to have orgasms. Sex isn't the only way to achieve an orgasm, and a lot of women can't actually get an orgasm just by having sex. So if someone has never had an orgasm, that doesn't automatically mean that they're either a virgin or that they have "bad sex".

Why not just reply with I'm coming?. No one would of known

That may have worked in American Pie, but IRL if you were seconds away from cumming and your parents interrupted you, that's an instant mood killer right there. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Can you not orgasm, or just that busy?

bit too personal dont ya think...

If it was too personal I don't think OP would have posted the FML.

Try it when no one is home?