By sally - 25/01/2014 17:42 - United States - Augusta

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 729
You deserved it 9 463

Same thing different taste

Top comments

klovemachine 24

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)


I think we can expect a follow up in another 3 months...

incoherentrmblr 21

Yeah, look to the future with disdain instead

I want to give a like but the likes are 69 so I agree this needs a follow up.

incoherentrmblr 21

#23, it was a reference to the Oasis song, since the title of the FML is Sally, which is the name of the person they use in that song.

klovemachine 24

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

Totally. I can't even imagine OP's pain. Three months!!

lilmslady 11

2nd times a charm...... or just wait till everyones gone next time

lilmslady 11

If it makes you feel better, I've never had one. Perhaps shower when nobody is home and try again?

Inb4 a slew of I can help you with that comments

Depending on your age #8 that may not be a bad thing.

I'm 18, haha. Depends on your body I guess

drshn 22

There are different ways I could suggest but It's OK, I guess, as you are young and you have a long way to go. On a positive note you will know that a guy special and youare in a good relationship when you have one.

Phoebe_Buffay 14

nope nopeeee. I dont approve of your face... it's too pretty. this is why girls can't find male companions.

Never had an ****** because of bad sex ?Or still a virgin lol

79- a lot of women just find it difficult to have orgasms. Sex isn't the only way to achieve an ******, and a lot of women can't actually get an ****** just by having sex. So if someone has never had an ******, that doesn't automatically mean that they're either a virgin or that they have "bad sex".

Why not just reply with I'm coming?. No one would of known

breezyblue33 19

That may have worked in American Pie, but IRL if you were seconds away from cumming and your parents interrupted you, that's an instant mood killer right there. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

JMichael 25

Can you not ******, or just that busy?

JMichael 25

If it was too personal I don't think OP would have posted the FML.