Intimacy: Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working...

By sally - 25/01/2014 17:42 - United States - Augusta

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

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Azalorgm 7

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

I feel like this needs a follow up

klovemachine 24

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

Azalorgm 7

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

I feel like this needs a follow up

mattjamt 16

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Sunday 26 January 2014 2:29

I think we can expect a follow up in another 3 months...

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 26 January 2014 2:34

Don't Look Back in Anger...

mollyjynxjax 28

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Sunday 26 January 2014 2:44

Yeah, look to the future with disdain instead

Tymaster5 22

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Sunday 26 January 2014 4:54

I want to give a like but the likes are 69 so I agree this needs a follow up.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 27 January 2014 10:38

#23, it was a reference to the Oasis song, since the title of the FML is Sally, which is the name of the person they use in that song.

klovemachine 24

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

zandalee 19

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Sunday 26 January 2014 10:32

Totally. I can't even imagine OP's pain. Three months!!

gabbi630 16

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:42

Just go at it again.

lilmslady 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:43

2nd times a charm...... or just wait till everyones gone next time

lilmslady 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:45

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

picante72 24

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:47

She needs a Hitachi Magic Wand ;)

redbluegreen 40

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Sunday 26 January 2014 2:41

If only they were complimentary.

xoamy906 25

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:48

If it makes you feel better, I've never had one. Perhaps shower when nobody is home and try again?

valalvax 13

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:55

Inb4 a slew of I can help you with that comments

JAKASS200 5

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Sunday 26 January 2014 2:01

*cough*thirsty*cough*

Jabberwockyy 13

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Sunday 26 January 2014 2:33

Depending on your age #8 that may not be a bad thing.

xoamy906 25

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Sunday 26 January 2014 3:30

I'm 18, haha. Depends on your body I guess

expectcriticism 13

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Sunday 26 January 2014 4:12

and on what's going in it..

drshn 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 7:07

There are different ways I could suggest but It's OK, I guess, as you are young and you have a long way to go. On a positive note you will know that a guy special and youare in a good relationship when you have one.

Phoebe_Buffay 14

Sunday 26 January 2014 8:40

nope nopeeee. I dont approve of your face... it's too pretty. this is why girls can't find male companions.

wchilds17 4

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Monday 27 January 2014 15:42

Never had an orgasm because of bad sex ?Or still a virgin lol

limabeans101029 20

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Monday 27 January 2014 22:51

79- a lot of women just find it difficult to have orgasms. Sex isn't the only way to achieve an orgasm, and a lot of women can't actually get an orgasm just by having sex. So if someone has never had an orgasm, that doesn't automatically mean that they're either a virgin or that they have "bad sex".

jgwyh 18

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Sunday 26 January 2014 1:54

Why not just reply with I'm coming?. No one would of known

breezyblue33 19

Sunday 26 January 2014 5:21

That may have worked in American Pie, but IRL if you were seconds away from cumming and your parents interrupted you, that's an instant mood killer right there. Unless you're into that sort of thing.