By sally - 25/01/2014 17:42 - United States - Augusta

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Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
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klovemachine 24

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

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challan 19

I think if Op was being kissed there, this fml would be nonexistent.

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babeababe 16

If you can't do it when no one is home. Go to your room, lock the door, put on some music loud enough to drown out the sound of a vibrator, and go at it again.

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frizz101 22

Maybe you should try when no one is home? That's probably a good start.

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redbluegreen 40

If you do succeed, remember, screaming out might give you away. Instead, transition into singing the opening of the Lion King.

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lilmslady 11

this comment made my insides smile

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tj4234 35

3 months of no orgasms? Part of me wonders what you are doing wrong when masturbating (i got the impression from this that you still are).

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larrena2377 26

The same exact thing happened to me..

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larrena2377 26

Wasn't trying to make about me. Just saying that because I know how she feels

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Farmillionaire 8

or maybe she is the one that wrote it but secretly doesnt want anyone to know it was her....hmmm???

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