Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
jmann8811 15
Keep your head up high and keep running, don't let anyone bring you down ok? :)
scifichic92 8
Don't let that ass hole get you down. You don't see him out running do you?
southernbelle037 5
Hey OP, keep your head up! Don't listen to some random jerk, who obviously must feel insecure enough to pick on someone else.
tbart13 7
******* asshole. Ignore that low life scum licker.
aeldredge70 7
I hate people like that! Because of them I only run at night or very early in tje morning. Don't give up!
natalienguyenn1 3
You shouldnt care what others have to say about your body because its just a worthless opinion and i think it should also motivates you to run but i bet your already beautiful
dark_angel4121 12
Wow, what an ass. Don't let this jerk get you down. Keep up your good work!
Elfkid21 19
Sucks to be you. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so disgustingly obese.
SarcasticBear162 2
Even though you are a bit too fat,don't let him ruin your life.normal people are always mean to fat people and f they're tryin to lose weight others are always jealous.be proud that you're tryin 2 lose weight even though you are a bit chubby
emokittyofdoom 18
Get some head phones so you can't hear anything around you. And don't look at anything but where you're going.