Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
workingzombie13 6
one word GYM; when i went from 170 to 240 i tried going for a jog out in public i hated it first week i got followed and got called fatty, ugly bitch, once i got hit on/ ask how much for my ass was. so i got a gym membership if you can find a rec centre you have a cheap gym. people go there to lose weight and if anyone messes with you you can go to someone for help
fuuranki 2
i used to get some kind of that abuse, but lets take some positive of it, we got their ATTENTION and those words might be hurtful, but we can take that as our fuel to keeping motivate us for stepping our feet forward, don't lose yet !! (fyi, i lost 50+ pounds and now who's laughing?)
KAD1904 7
That's horrible! If you wanna keep jogging then carry on doing it and just ignore them!
Realism 4
Unfortunately life will beat us up and mistreat us, however if you can find the courage to endure, you will enjoy it's benefits
CeltHound 14
If there's a next time, yell "Drive faster asshole!"
MJmell 1
Good for you, don't let the assholes ruin it for you, you're doing a good thing!
fmlxf 1
Dont give a **** about those ASSHOLES ! Just do it! ;)
obey_nikki_ 9
dont let one person brung you down. show them that youre going to lose all that extra weight you want
DaLiquer 20
Whatever you do just don't give up. Don't worry about what other people say, do your own thing. Push on with your jogging and you will see results. Good luck.
doglady 16
Headphones, pepper spray, keep at it!