Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
Ryodin 11
Find him and sit on him until he cries. Just sayin- if they're going to make fun of your weight you can punish them with it. Lousy SOB should encourage any efforts you make and shut his trap if he can't.
JadeStonewolf 5
I will never understand that. Men and women are bullied because they are bigger than others. We decide to try to lose some pounds, WE ARE MADE FUN OF WHILE WE TRY. What is it with humans?
christge1beast 17
He's a loser who has no life and makes fun of people. You can do it OP. Don't let one **** ruin your ambitions
fmlrulesBolt 14
Easier said than gone, forgive them and move on. If possible use that as a motivation.
Ziggy45 10
Go to the gym once in a while fatty
robj118 10
Why are have there been so many "you totally deserved it" for this FML. Looks like we have nothing but a bunch of assholes on here
GuiLD15 7
"he"? That's not a man. lol
AnotherJaneDoe 3
chase that asshole down next time
dindell 3
please please dont give up..
neppy 6
Gotta love people. They diss you for being fat but then when you actually try to do something about it they'll diss you for that too. You can't win. They're very sad people if they felt the need to do that though. Don't let it discourage you.