Miscellaneous: Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively,...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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Lolzords 11

Friday 3 December 2010 19:20

You should have groped her appropriately.

DEXter501 0

Friday 3 December 2010 19:20

How inconsiderate of her.

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bijan311 0

Friday 3 December 2010 23:23

Well, did she "fall" because you tripped her, so you could grope hew inappropriately?

cody402 7

Sunday 5 December 2010 6:54

how did u know curse u internet slueths!!!

grlwhosings 0

Friday 3 December 2010 23:29

Well there's your good deed for the day!

rhicks 0

Friday 3 December 2010 23:30

What did you end of telling her?

dakorok 6

Friday 3 December 2010 23:39

Wow. People have no respect anymore. It used to be that it was rude if you even ignored someone who would hold open the door for you. Now someone stops you from falling on your ass, preventing you from possible injury, and you curse them out, accusing THEM of being improperly raised? What the hell is wrong with the world today?

JNor99 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:38

what isn't would be the real question!

skorpien 1

Friday 3 December 2010 23:51

Should've said, "Don't flatter yourself. I was just trying to prevent the sidewalk from shattering from the impact of your immense ass."

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 4 December 2010 0:29

This is why I don't help people!~ Good deeds never pay off.

I_be_darn 3

Saturday 4 December 2010 1:50

That damn bitch!!!

ecascio2010 9

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:17

what a bitch, you do something nice nowadays and they think you're groping....

Shyke 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:01

Today, I slipped on the ice, and then someone came up behind me and groped me. FML

iheartglasses 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:04

Youre somewhat right Mirorbo, but an eye for an eye leaves the world blind. If you did more good deeds and people recognize that, they may not return the favor to you, but they may pay it forward to someone else :) My mother randomly pays for peoples food in the drive thru, or gives her last few dollars in her wallet to charities. In her example, I do the same thing for random strangers. Just because no one has made your day any easier doesnt mean you shouldn't do the same for someone else :)