By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 494
You deserved it 2 730

Same thing different taste

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OP, had I been walking by when this happened, I would have totally stuck up for you! Im sure that woman went home and told her story to people expecting them to agree with her, but instead its likely they didnt. Although she didnt understand that you tried to help since she felt invaded, others most likely saw it differently :)

at that point I'd just let go of her. :)

Shoudlve smacked the horniness out of her

wwerulez14 6

I think she said extremely attractive. Makes more sense.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

You win some, you lose some. People nowadays just aren't very considerate or appreciative. I applaud your good moral standard OP.

I would have bodyslammed that bitch then farted on her face and groped her inappropriately and told her "how's that for inappropriate groping bitch"

That's when you go: "Oops, my hand slipped.".

I didnt know there was a way to grope appropriately