By Joseph N - United States
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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  Dragunov95  |  1

I see what you mean, but I myself find it near impossible to bring my face to my palm without any arm movement. So this "new gesture" is defunct I think.

  Link5794  |  18

Donuts are the most important part of anything, especially funerals.
On second thought, donuts are a bit festive for that. I've never actually been to a funeral due to the fact that I'm sixteen and live in a good neighborhood.

  ALpein  |  0

What? Children want to know about donuts from cops?! Our future is in ruins and the parents must be punished for teaching this to their kids because they obviously took the time to tell them this!

  X_Codes  |  11

@33 Actually, if they're younger then they might have been trying to be funny, too.

Also, I'm inclined to think that they're younger, because older kids would have asked to see his gun.

  Drigr  |  9

I agree on over reacting when really, the older age groups should look at themselves (talking 20s-30s). Where do you think the kids got the idea of cops and doughnuts? TV/movies.. The media. How many men and women are depressed for not being what the media tells them is ideal? How much of peoples' life styles are changing because the media has said that what has worked for thousands of years isn't "normal"? The kids have an excuse, what's their parents' excuse?

  MCweSCRAPPY  |  2

Apparently you idiots sucking social security dry and leaving my generation to deal with your wrath of pollution, corruption, and economic downturn are the future of mine. Go fuck yourself before making generalizations OP.

  ant1078  |  7

2-4 cop If everyone drove a car that stated their occupation I'm sure cops wouldn't be the only ones discriminated with donut shops...

  anarchistpunk  |  3

Dude, fuck the cops. I've seen it too many times. On my street, or down the road i should say, we have a pizza place, a donut shop and a mexican food place. An ambulance, cops, and firetrucks have all stopped, ignored calls to eat their food. I know they ignored them too cause i walked by their cars and trucks and the radio was going crazy about calls and everything and every time none of them left. So if some little kids are going to stereotype them, then it's funny and true.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

Even cops have to eat lunch. Shocking, I know. They didn't react because they were on break and other patrol cars were out there on duty responding to the radio. There are people who are bad at their profession in any job. Both good and bad cops exist. We can't judge the whole lot of them based on what we see individuals doing. They have a high risk job and one that requires a lot of dedication, so give them a little credit.

  darnellq  |  13

Let me school you here son. Just because their radios were "going crazy about calls" to you doesn't mean 1. They were ignoring them. I promise they were all listening and would react if needed. And 2. The general public don't understand most of the police lingo and can hear a bunch of transmissions and think its something serious when it really isn't. So many meals are left on tables from having to run out for emergencies. They could be assigned to a designated area and you're hearing traffic for other areas of service. How do I know this? I'm a cop and our Parish/County is 110 miles long and officers in the south can hear transmissions from the central and north areas, and vice versa. So "fuck the cops"? How about you call a crackhead next time you need help and see what happens.

  BabyLove_x  |  2

You do realize that there are other policemen, firemen and such on call as well right? My father is a cop. His radio is always going off about something going on. In response to #69

  peachy36  |  3

Did u ever stop and think that there are others running those calls from dispatch because they are stationed closer to the call? They all don't just up and run when a call comes because its not in their area. Otherwise they would go. They're these things called contracts with the city/county. They have to respond. It's what they do.. Cops/EMS/and fire dept people are normally posted in districts (areas of which they stay) dispatch tells them when to respond and guess what!? They have radios and pagers too! Stop being so simple minded and immature.

  darwinism  |  30

8, Cops aren't useless! I dare you to go up to Robocop or Judge Dread and day "you are useless mate". The only one who could just laugh it off is Chief Wiggum, but even he serves a purpose.

  SeedlessMe  |  13

Well, most stereotypes do start from some morsel of truth. So what, cops aren't allowed to eat donuts anymore? Donuts are tasty!
And yes, a lot of (not all) blonds are kind of stupid. Smart people know that bleaching and frying your hair is not good for it. ;-)