Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
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Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Top comments
adkim78 17
my mom and my brother have the opposite problem. Asian moms never age, I guess..
miranda9202 15
Its also kind of an insult since OP was basically told that she looked old.
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Comments (60)
AnOriginalName 19
So you told her "yeah" and then started making out with your "son"?
HylianBadger 21
That would have been an awesome prank.
may14th 26
gone sexual
jim2020 18
Should have called your boyfriend over to introduce him while casually squeezing his ass, fondling his hair, etc.
KingHez 10
MILFs are in fact great :)
youresoscrewed 24
She might have said that on purpose, to upset OP and to make her BF feel like he could do better. I mean: why on earth would someone ask such a thing, even *if* they were mother and son.
cocacola999 27
Quite creepy and sad that instead of hitting on someone directly, she'd address the person she assumed was his mother. It does sound like the woman was trying to be deliberately hurtful towards OP.
yukithesmith 11
Don't talk to me or my son again.
youresoscrewed 24
Also, it makes me wonder about the age of the girl and you both.. I assume she must be about 14 - 17, but the age gap doesn't make any sense. It's almost impossible to look that much older if you both are just a few years older than her.
youresoscrewed 24
Oh wait, the FML says woman, not girl... Does that mean you're all between 18-30? Makes it even more weird. I rest my case, she did it on purpose.
whitnayfortooh 29
I've been mistaken as my bfs mom a couple of times and I really don't think I look like I could be 40+ years old . he's a year older than me.
melaniaeviania 7
I remember when I started working my old job, one of my coworkers there asked me if my husband was my dad (I'm only a 1 1/2 years younger than he is) then proceeded to ask if he was my brother (we look absolutely nothing alike). Maybe that woman just wanted to piss the OP off.
Bansheefaerie 9
the first thing that came to mind is maybe she was dared to ask?
tech1200mk5 6
#cougarlife
andrmac 25
I have a friend over 30 that finally got a few grey hairs until that happened because of his size and baby face you would guess 14-15 years old.