If you can't handle me at my worst…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 00:01

Today, my date got a cold before our date and accidentally took medicine that makes you drowsy before we went out. Two glasses of red later to calm her nerves, she yelled at a waiter, threw her shoe at the chef, then passed out on the table. I’m going to marry this girl, just you watch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 774
You deserved it 276

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wysegirl 24

Poor girl. Hope she feels better and hopefully the apologies went well.

slhiggx 13

Seek mental help.

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slhiggx 13

Seek mental help.

I assume your statement about a future relationship with “drunk girl” was probably meant ironically. Unless you want to spend your future time and effort on cleanup after a sloppy drunk I do not recommend going down that road. Remember “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.” While your date was apparently under the influence of her medications plus alcohol, she should have read the usual warnings about mixing the medication with alcohol and followed them.

wysegirl 24

Poor girl. Hope she feels better and hopefully the apologies went well.

Yeah, marry her! Take her to your company Christmas party after you dose her up and let the hilarity ensue!

I can't stop laughing.

I wish you, both, the best of luck!😅