Seek mental help.

I assume your statement about a future relationship with “drunk girl” was probably meant ironically. Unless you want to spend your future time and effort on cleanup after a sloppy drunk I do not recommend going down that road. Remember “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.” While your date was apparently under the influence of her medications plus alcohol, she should have read the usual warnings about mixing the medication with alcohol and followed them.

Poor girl. Hope she feels better and hopefully the apologies went well.

Yeah, marry her! Take her to your company Christmas party after you dose her up and let the hilarity ensue!

I can't stop laughing.

I wish you, both, the best of luck!😅