Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see...

By Mike Polk - 3/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

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By yamatelle | 19

#3382797 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:06

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

By LardZilla | 11

#3382724 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:53

Wow, that's just some bad luck.

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By LardZilla | 11

#3382724 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:53

Wow, that's just some bad luck.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3382814 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:12

I guess your idea came up short.

BagleHead | 6

#3382828 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:15

If that had happened to me, I would have asked them to join me on my journey.

instnt1nfction | 16

#3382839 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:19

12, they are not leprechauns

TheWindowLicker | 13

#3382915 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:40

That's funny, 13. I never knew only leprechauns could go on a journey. Guess you learn something new every day!

tylersign | 11

#3383031 - Monday 3 October 2011 20:32

That's right 13. Gnomes can go on journeys too. Have you never seen an Expedia commercial?

IronMaiden45 | 0

#3383070 - Monday 3 October 2011 20:45

ask them to join your journey to fight dragoons and evil wizards you need hobbits to help

NoNotTheFace | 8

#3383106 - Monday 3 October 2011 20:53

I swear I replied to the comment below you.
Please don't kill me Yamatelle.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3383318 - Monday 3 October 2011 22:47

26- No but I've seen Goosebumps!

tjv3 | 10

#3383630 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:15

big deal , should have said "top of tha morning to ya" or asked them if the represent the lollipop guild, then yell I'm off the see the wizard and run off

dre_bro11 | 12

#3386605 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 14:40

26, and gnomeo and Juliet.

Kiirst_mt1994 | 26

#3462028 - Thursday 20 October 2011 17:16

O_o

By screamingxpanda | 5

#3382733 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:54

Should've just explained the story to them.

Lanceeden | 12

#3383227 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:37

Midget couple then goes on to adopt her, claiming she's their long lost daughter.

Lanceeden | 12

#3383229 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:39

Oh and I only assumed op was a girl since any guy shouldn't act like that. Lol

iBanana | 17

#3383365 - Monday 3 October 2011 23:29

Grammar Nazis don't say lol.

Lanceeden | 12

#3384196 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:45

COOL STORY PISS OFF WANKER

zachherbert | 10

#3384273 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:21

Haha laugh out loud. Oh my god this made me roll on floor laughing. Oh wait be right back. Talk to you later.

iBanana | 17

#3384427 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:59

78- Too far bro, too far..

By Omfgitsmia | 15

#3382742 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:54

Lmao it'd be funnier if one of them punched you, but that does suck.

By Freeze_fml | 16

#3382746 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:55

Someone's paranoid.

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3383329 - Monday 3 October 2011 22:54

Yea maybe op left their phone somewhere and the guy was trying to give it back to you.

By picklezz123 | 5

#3382751 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:56

at least you got rid if the stalker!

sheethapins | 13

#3384215 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:56

You assume much. I found him.

By bubblekitty | 1

#3382764 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:57

You should of just told that dude to leave you alone instead of going though all the trouble of hiding from him. If he wouldn't of stopped you could of taken that to the police.

ronton | 4

#3382769 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:58

Should HAVE; could HAVE

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3383322 - Monday 3 October 2011 22:49

7- From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

ipodlover1995 | 0

#3383473 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:22

Thank you, captain hindsight.

By NoNotTheFace | 8

#3382786 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:02

You've angered them, you fool.

You're lucky one didn't sit on top of the other and punch you in the neck. Not the face.

MaddyHatter | 8

#3383263 - Monday 3 October 2011 22:01

ooooooooor, they could both take one leg and start biting your ankles.

By yamatelle | 19

#3382797 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:06

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

NoNotTheFace | 8

#3382823 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:14

They are real people to who?
They are real people to my uncle?

No. He stands firm on the fact that midgets are the friends of Peter Pan. Delusional fellow.

NoNotTheFace | 8

#3383113 - Monday 3 October 2011 20:55

I swear I replied to the comment below you.
Please don't kill me Yamatelle.

ikickgingers | 15

#3383122 - Monday 3 October 2011 20:58

Midgets legit scare me. Idk why... I generally run the other way as fast as possible. :/

yamatelle | 19

#3383141 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:03

NoNotTheFace- Don't worry I won't kill you, but I might have to rape you. If you scream, I shall super glue your eyes shut and chop off your boobs. ;)

HatefulPilot | 0

#3383157 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:09

110 mph and no seatbelt? Are joo crazy? I go 160 with no seatbelt, but I'm usually 500 feet up ;)

NoNotTheFace | 8

#3383171 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:13

Rape me? Fine.

But you gotta buy me dinner first. (Taco Bell, perhaps)
Then we shall go to your basement and I'll be the nine year old and you shall be the priest from the near-by church.

yamatelle | 19

#3383202 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:30

Fair enough. Not to worry though, I won't do it on your face, I prefer tits.

ikick if you were on a game adventure, the last thing or "boss" you'd be facing will be a midget. Mine would be a clown. I fucking hate those things.