Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML
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yamatelle
| 19
As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.
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LardZilla
| 11
Wow, that's just some bad luck.
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LardZilla
| 11
Wow, that's just some bad luck.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
I guess your idea came up short.
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BagleHead
| 6
If that had happened to me, I would have asked them to join me on my journey.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
12, they are not leprechauns
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
That's funny, 13. I never knew only leprechauns could go on a journey. Guess you learn something new every day!
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tylersign
| 11
That's right 13. Gnomes can go on journeys too. Have you never seen an Expedia commercial?
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IronMaiden45
| 0
ask them to join your journey to fight dragoons and evil wizards you need hobbits to help
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NoNotTheFace
| 8
I swear I replied to the comment below you.
Please don't kill me Yamatelle.
Please don't kill me Yamatelle.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
26- No but I've seen Goosebumps!
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tjv3
| 10
big deal , should have said "top of tha morning to ya" or asked them if the represent the lollipop guild, then yell I'm off the see the wizard and run off
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dre_bro11
| 12
26, and gnomeo and Juliet.
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Kiirst_mt1994
| 26
O_o
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screamingxpanda
| 5
Should've just explained the story to them.
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Lanceeden
| 12
Midget couple then goes on to adopt her, claiming she's their long lost daughter.
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Lanceeden
| 12
Oh and I only assumed op was a girl since any guy shouldn't act like that. Lol
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iBanana
| 17
Grammar Nazis don't say lol.
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Lanceeden
| 12
COOL STORY PISS OFF WANKER
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zachherbert
| 10
Haha laugh out loud. Oh my god this made me roll on floor laughing. Oh wait be right back. Talk to you later.
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iBanana
| 17
78- Too far bro, too far..
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Omfgitsmia
| 15
Lmao it'd be funnier if one of them punched you, but that does suck.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Someone's paranoid.
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Yea maybe op left their phone somewhere and the guy was trying to give it back to you.
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picklezz123
| 5
at least you got rid if the stalker!
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sheethapins
| 13
You assume much. I found him.
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bubblekitty
| 1
You should of just told that dude to leave you alone instead of going though all the trouble of hiding from him. If he wouldn't of stopped you could of taken that to the police.
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ronton
| 4
Should HAVE; could HAVE
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
7- From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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ipodlover1995
| 0
Thank you, captain hindsight.
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NoNotTheFace
| 8
You've angered them, you fool.
You're lucky one didn't sit on top of the other and punch you in the neck. Not the face.
You're lucky one didn't sit on top of the other and punch you in the neck. Not the face.
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MaddyHatter
| 8
ooooooooor, they could both take one leg and start biting your ankles.
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yamatelle
| 19
As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.
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NoNotTheFace
| 8
They are real people to who?
They are real people to my uncle?
No. He stands firm on the fact that midgets are the friends of Peter Pan. Delusional fellow.
They are real people to my uncle?
No. He stands firm on the fact that midgets are the friends of Peter Pan. Delusional fellow.
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NoNotTheFace
| 8
I swear I replied to the comment below you.
Please don't kill me Yamatelle.
Please don't kill me Yamatelle.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Midgets legit scare me. Idk why... I generally run the other way as fast as possible. :/
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yamatelle
| 19
NoNotTheFace- Don't worry I won't kill you, but I might have to rape you. If you scream, I shall super glue your eyes shut and chop off your boobs. ;)
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HatefulPilot
| 0
110 mph and no seatbelt? Are joo crazy? I go 160 with no seatbelt, but I'm usually 500 feet up ;)
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NoNotTheFace
| 8
Rape me? Fine.
But you gotta buy me dinner first. (Taco Bell, perhaps)
Then we shall go to your basement and I'll be the nine year old and you shall be the priest from the near-by church.
But you gotta buy me dinner first. (Taco Bell, perhaps)
Then we shall go to your basement and I'll be the nine year old and you shall be the priest from the near-by church.
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yamatelle
| 19
Fair enough. Not to worry though, I won't do it on your face, I prefer tits.
ikick if you were on a game adventure, the last thing or "boss" you'd be facing will be a midget. Mine would be a clown. I fucking hate those things.
ikick if you were on a game adventure, the last thing or "boss" you'd be facing will be a midget. Mine would be a clown. I fucking hate those things.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Like from "it"? ;)
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
To what?
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phoenixslayer69
| 4
I wish I could do that speed in the air.... There is no such thing as to fast.
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jessesgirl14
| 16
Midst Chunking?!
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jessesgirl14
| 16
Supposed to say midget chunking! But damn you autocorrect got the best of my comment!!! Grrrr!! Lol
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jessthebest3
| 0
... Not nice
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sheethapins
| 13
What? No way. I thought they were dolls.
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sheethapins
| 13
77 is thumb-downable. It was meant for 9. .
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phoenixslayer69
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha midgets hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No seriously midgets are real people to
No seriously midgets are real people to
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
Wow what are the odds?? Go play lottery!