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By AcademicAdvisor - 25/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Boston

Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML

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Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot

By Faktafem - 19/06/2019 23:55

Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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keithsbooty 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:49

Secretly awaiting the student's FML "Today, I accidentally pooped my pants in my professor's office due to food poisoning. FML"

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:18

Her gaze was cold as ice, none dared to challenge her authority. Those who have ventured to her chambers wished they hadn't. Some have been know to release their bowels when looked at by her chilling gaze. She takes academics seriously.

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Tarlachia 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:45

Looks like the undergraduate has yet to graduate out of adult sized diapers...

andrmac 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:39

You scared the shit out of him!

enxhi96 21

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:24

How sexy of them

deathrise007 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:30

*loads 9mm* Anyone got any shitty puns?

spaholla04 13

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:55

At least it wasn't on your desk..?

GreenArrow085 6

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:33

Shit happens

xomby 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:55

Ewwwww!!!! That's so gross.

Boobadoowupski 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:57

Maybe they were being horrible to someone who had seen the Van Wilder film and decided to get imaginative? Hope it wasn't a rough cleanup!

132ikl 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:33

Random: Why does it say "Could've happened to me" instead of YDI?

CaityMandy 10

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:46

Maybe you scared him shitless

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Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot

It wasn't me

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