Love: Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:01

lol haha that's funny

bustyboi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

that blows!

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iBrittanyy 17

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:58

Lmfao xD That sucks...but I'm sure he'd understand...guys do it all the time o.-

eastside09 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:00

iiight first of all anyone who is turns on by a girl farting is just wacked ... then ppl wit these wacked comments wats thts bout we dnt care wat u hav to say

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:01

Classy!

dreamer13 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:01

wow! eat this world has become.

iceteabro 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:07

are you hott

eastside09 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:07

yo snickerdoddle WTF u tlkin bout no era guy thinks he owns a girl by grabin her a** iigt so chill ax

boog_fml 7

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:08

What the hell is hot shanks?

rennobeinna 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:08

lmfao!!!! haha really I'm laughing!!!!!!

wthcharles 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:10

He should have forced you to sniff his hand to get even with you.

Oxymoronicule 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:11

Well.. Was it during sex? ****** Fart? We need the full story here.....

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