Love: Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:01

lol haha that's funny

bustyboi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

that blows!

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bryan4lyf305 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:10

lmfao.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:11

so when guys smack girls asses it's a sign they think they own them?

PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:13

Lol. AFTERSHOCK!!!!

HeeeB21 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:14

that's sexy, really fucken sexy

crazytrick11 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:16

wow way to hit on a chick that u don't even no

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:17

Guy's face afterwards: O__O "...did you have a taco today?"

screwlife23 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:22

lmao. burrito aftershock.

Eddy0700 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:18

lmfao.. I laughed literally

jamaicap 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:18

lmfao!!! aww that sucks.

Mac10nikka 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:18

I'm nit hittin on her, I don't want her I'm not trying to get with her so WTF it was just an opinion..****** dick

hoydenrulez 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:19

jajaja sssuuccks. r u hot? cuz if so then that's Acceptible

MellowYelloe 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:09

Acceptable* im sorry, but that really bothered me.

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