Today, after my live-in boyfriend decided to take a few days away due to a fight, I found out he's been staying with, and sleeping, with my aunt. I just lost a relative and a man all in one shot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
As much as that sucks, I applaud your expert marksmanship ... killed the both of them with just one shot!!!
RichardPencil 32
Your new least favorite animal: Anteater.
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Comments (8)
Inkoseh 33
That's gonna be a Yikes from me.
Charlie Given 28
Wow that sucks sorry for ya OP,well at least you found out now instead of later like when you're already married and that's one shitty move for your aunt to pull, you'll be better off without them,and I understand a good friend yrs ago caught his 20 yr old fiance having sex with her by marriage Uncle who was almost three times older 🤢😵
Ladisa 28
You might want to work on punctuation. I often have trouble understanding your comments.
RichardPencil 32
Your new least favorite animal: Anteater.
PorchKitty 16
Shouldn't that be Aunteater?
RichardPencil 32
That’s what the reader is supposed to figure out. I try to be subtle.
ragnarok1540 39
As much as that sucks, I applaud your expert marksmanship ... killed the both of them with just one shot!!!
CerealBro1 13
The way it’s worded really makes it seem like you killed them
Avatarsound 10
Good riddance to them both. Just think, he may become your uncle.