FML : Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and...

Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Poorlittlelady - / Monday 8 October 2018 22:00 / United States - Birmingham

Work

Intimacy

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By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7705893 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 5:40

I don't understand the logistics of the situation, and I don't think that I want to.

By mutlupb | 3

#7692776 - Thursday 13 September 2018 18:34

What was her nipple doing in her pants?

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689190 - Friday 7 September 2018 14:58

Oh baby!

By mutlupb | 3

#7692776 - Thursday 13 September 2018 18:34

What was her nipple doing in her pants?

lisyaorancrazed | 16

#7705926 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 7:29

maybe she has some extremely saggy boobs.

Tiffany Herrera | 4

#7705959 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 8:28

It’s called sagging. It’s the inevitable reality of getting old. Don’t try too hard to picture it

jac_1964_au | 18

#7706039 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 11:27

Keeping them warm lol

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7705893 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 5:40

I don't understand the logistics of the situation, and I don't think that I want to.

jac_1964_au | 18

#7706038 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 11:26

Are you male or female it don’t get any better for males lol you will work it out in a few years

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7705902 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 6:16

TF did I just read?

By bluhbluhbluh | 11

#7705948 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 8:13

I physically and mentally rebuke this fml.

By aruden | 25

#7705968 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 8:43

Old lady problems. Welcome to sag town

By jac_1964_au | 18

#7706037 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 11:25

That’s just funny , old lady hazards

By darkshadus | 8

#7706078 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 12:44

At least you made her day, you are now her favorite caregiver

By disturbedgd | 23

#7706150 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 16:22

Haunting

By Mark Leeis | 4

#7706293 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 19:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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