Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
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Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
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Top comments
theslimshadylp 6
Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.
unknown_user5566 27
What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.
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Comments (126)
sobf 2
U shoulda moved lol
flutter4 7
You should have tripped him.
onelove858 5
You shouldn't stand for that
LennyComa 39
What a cockface
jayfreeman80 0
Survival of the fittest - YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're going down first due to your apathetic behavior, Dick.
cheezebuiscut 0
You should've dissed him punched em in the nuts with your crutches!! Don't worry bout it either he was probably going through menopauseXP
kiraleann 16
Crutches or not, that was rude as hell. Some people just have a sense of entitlement that causes their head to migrate down to their ass.
animal50199 10
Put those crutches to good use, OP! Hit that mother ****** with them. Show him who's boss!
hateevryone 15
You should've hit him with one of your crutches.
RainbowAngel666 6
Shoulda hit him with your crutches.