Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
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Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.
unknown_user5566 27
What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.
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Comments (126)
MrRayBans 8
I hate people on public transportation. There's no such thing as being nice on a bus or train, and that sucks. I'm so sorry OP. Feel better.
misspulkadot24 17
It amazes me what sets people off these days. Like having that extra 3 seconds he lost from having you "move too slow" is going to help him.
MetalOcelot 5
Aw that sucks OP. You should smacked him with your crutches and been like "oh sorry, i didn't see you, your newspaper was all up in my face".
lonkite101 14
WOW. That guy is a royal pain in the ass
Quinn32 16
Get a few of him together and you could make a show, "Royal Pains". :)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You should have tripped him with your crutch. Pretend like it's an accident and no one will suspect anything. Even if you weren't on crutches, he has no business hitting you. Especially in the face.
op90 6
You should have tripped him as he walked away. What a D bag. Sorry OP :/
olpally 33
What an asshat!!
Calyx_fml 22
What were the headlines? Badump tssss.
Eiregal2 10
it always amazes me how impatient people are! I myself have a physical disability that causes me to walk with a very obvious limp.I hate when people behind me start puffing in frustration before eventually shoving past me to get where they are going.I have very weak legs and bad balance,so shove me and I'm done! best thing ever though is when we come out of the centre she was rushing from and meeting again are we at Yvette lights lol. red man I love you!
THE_A_TEEN 28
If crutches have a SuperSoaker attachment. Sadly, we're years away from perfecting the anti-douchebag crutches of doom.