Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
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Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.
unknown_user5566 27
What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.
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Comments (126)
Vk1 0
I would've slapped him in face with a crutch.
Larawk 8
Holy CRIP that's funny
mrnuleef 7
If you are wearing a cast, I say give him one straight shot to the gonads with it. Or just wait for karma hit him with a brick instead of a newspaper.
Dahgman 4
it's easy to have happen these days, newspapers are still plentiful and often make a thick roll for whomping. what will he use when the newspaper isn't any more? can you imagine walking around with that kind of anger all day? be glad you're not he, and enjoy your day and life.
smiffie2002 3
An instant elbow to his chin would be justified as self defence, followed by a polite "sorry"
itsgen 16
Im sorry but that made me laugh Just the thought of getting slapped with a newspaper Srry for the experience tho
noisebox 1
Should have wacked him with your crutch....
PhishloverA 14
I would've beat his ass with my crutches
blahmemeblah 3
Dude if I was you I would of shoved those crutches so far up somewhere where he would cry with pain. And I'm talking about the side where you put your arms on.
KiddNYC1O 22
You'll see him again. You will be waiting for him!