By Cùchulainn - 10/01/2009 03:23 - France

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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hailhall 0

hahha when my brother came home after boot camp he said dont come to my bed and shake me to wake up. if anything flick the light on and yell at me

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wira176 2

I have the same experience but with my Dad. He practiced Silat throughout his youth and his sense of awareness is off the charts - one time I tried waking me up by shaking him he proceeded to knock my ass off the floor before fully waking up. Nowadays I just gently tickle his big toe but from a safe distance.

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hailhall 0

hahha when my brother came home after boot camp he said dont come to my bed and shake me to wake up. if anything flick the light on and yell at me

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fsebastianslife 0
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she's in the army? well then i guess f her life lol. PS: first leech! lol jk ;)

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marleytooyou 0

tottaly not an fml get over it ya pussy

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KinqLeo610 0

Lol the army's 4 pussies join the marines!!

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just_dandy20 2

#71 I bet you're not in either branch, Army nor Marines. Asshole, grow up!

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maiden_girl 5
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Lol @ 2... wow...

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cars819 0
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ehm haha your number 2 lol

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Eir_fml 1

I like the yelling idea in 3. 5 is amusing, and I agree a bit, having a girl like that would be... interesting.

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Jason_fml 0

I call BS

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raybillionbongen 0

wow

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0___0 9
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she sounds hot 0.0 even though im a girl

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ZleveL 0
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now THATs hoy

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Totally hoy

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WTF_BRAIN 11
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Too hoy for me, I'm out

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Tyler_Durden_fml 0
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i'd kill for a girl like that. hehe...kill...worst joke ever

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wira176 2

I have the same experience but with my Dad. He practiced Silat throughout his youth and his sense of awareness is off the charts - one time I tried waking me up by shaking him he proceeded to knock my ass off the floor before fully waking up. Nowadays I just gently tickle his big toe but from a safe distance.

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citrus915 0

LOOOOOL

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lovemischa 0
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I'm about to join the air force. So, this is what I get to look forward to lol.

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DingoCJ 15
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No, getting paid to fly a desk and sleep in luxury won't exactly do that to you.. Pick a real service or stay on civvie street

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Szaszaspasz 26
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Why "dig in" when you can "check in?"

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Boomi 38
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My stepfather used to be in the Air Force. He has the strength of a butterfly.

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could_be_funny 0
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haha @10 that's awesome but yeah, that's pretty awesome having a girlfriend that could possibly kick your ass (but still feminine at the same time), I'm not one for those high maintenance girl

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RugbyDuckHooah 0
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I'm joinin the Army next semester I hope I don't get this way

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cassiesandra 0

you will. I'm sorry. you can take measures to prevent it but all of us are jumpy. :) even paper pushers.

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