Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
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Top comments
theslimshadylp 6
Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.
unknown_user5566 27
What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.
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Comments (126)
BryanThaMan 14
He's either blatantly unaware or just a run of the mill asshole, or both. Sorry, OP. Next time show him a thing or two via the crutches ;)
greenie213 23
That man is the stupidest person on the planet. He has a newspaper and you have two big metal sticks perfect for ass kicking. Wonder who'll win that fight.
theartists 5
What makes you think she's in shape to fight with krutches while she's on krutches. And of course, in that situation, fighting someone who hit you because they're pissed off is such a fantastic idea.
greenie213 23
I'm just saying. The asshole didn't know. She could have been unstable. And as for wether or not she was fit to fight, she could have supported herself with one crutch while beating the shit out of the asshole with the other.
theartists 5
Right. Wonder if anyone on crutches has enough strength and balance to swing one crutch around.
greenie213 23
I've seen it. They weren't hitting anybody but they had some power behind that crutch.
eatmytraxx 0
theartist when i was on crutches i was fine i could hit people with them lolol
_Oblivion_ 12
It's not that hard to gently rest ur foot on the ground and use the other to stand on. Hell you'd have two weapons combined, put both crutches together it makes a nice ass whooping bat
HeartOfLead 24
I second that. I bet if they were to fight he'd end up with crutches shoved down his throat.
xxstephaniiexxx 3
Whatta asshole I woulda took my crutches & slapped him with them
br0ccoli 15
It's times like those I wish it were socially acceptable to poop in our hands and throw fresh baked feces muffins.
greenie213 23
Remind me never to piss you off.
s0ulslack 20
I hope you atleast tripped him up "by accident" with one of your crutches ;)
SimplyEerb 3
Should have used those crutches to smack him back
OhDearBetrayal 25
Sadly, the law doesn't look at revenge the way we do. It is usually frowned upon.
evilplatypus 39
I dunno, it's pretty damn easy to get away with stuff when you plead "self defense"
_Oblivion_ 12
My high school says self defence is retaliation, therefore you still get a ten day suspension. Meanwhile the attacker gets prolly 10-12 days. Bs school system
ManInTheMachine 20
How dare you get in his way OP! Being a cripple is no excuse to be an asshole! You owe that poor man an apology. Jokes aside, you know what a crutch could double as? A fantastic bat. There should be more than one cripple in that train station when you're done with him. >:)
Kibaruto 33
Did you see today's weather by any chance? Any job openings? I heard there was a good story about train delays.
perdix 31
You must have just recently started using crutches. First, you move poorly on them, and second, you haven't mastered the "crutch to the nuts" flick. Once you learn that maneuver, you can whack that bastard's nads, and get two or three hobbles away before he knows what hit him.
TheLadyOpal 30
...That kinda sounds like something I did once, except it was with my lunchbag. In an elementary school playground. And the other girl wasn't on crutches. I did get my ass beat for it though, as well I should have. Don't worry, OP, I am sure karma's got it in for this douchebag too.