Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
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thisgirlysfml 2
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TayonaC 10
Im sure you were pissed
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CeltHound 14
I would have called security on his ass or throw him out myself. Why didn't you?
taetay2010j 0
It's ok I work at walmart and people like to smear their poop all over the walls
Ceejay1 13
I'm sure you used a mop ,no big deal.
deliki 11
You have a job, and that's what the job entails... If you don't like the job quit.. But that's the problem with you kids today, not willing to clean a mess to earn some money and then you all end up on the streets begging for it pissing on your self!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Umm, I'm pretty sure that 'cleaning up hobo piss' was NOT in the job description. He works in a coffee shop, these types of things rarely happen. Oh, and I love how you bring up a "kids these days" argument, like adults never complain about cleaning up human wastes or other things in your perfect multiverse. Get of your high horse!! I swear, people like you and your ideas alway pop up in almost every work related FML.
greeneye_fml 12
Go drink your prune juice, old hag.
dieselguy88 0
Should have thrown him out. If they want to act like animals let them live like animals
rock78_fml 6
I said you deserve it because there should be some things that you can not be paid to do. Have some self respect for yourself first.
Irishgypsy 2
Restrooms are for paying customers only. Haha he was only following your rules.
lectricpharaoh 9
Heh, I love it.
Leslier_fml 4
Gotta give you some credit cuz I would have totally quit!
Emerald_86 0
At least it wasn't his feces ..or vomit.. I would rather clean up urine ..it is nasty to clean ,but it could always be worse...like one day at work a "little person" came in ate at our resturant got up and starting walking really fast it wasnt until he was halfway out the door if the resturant going towards the bathroom (we are a resturant in a hotel) that someone noticed there was a streak of feces.. Ssoo nasty yet all the waitstaff were gagging and so being nice i decided to help clean up not cool but someone had to house keeping then had to shampoo the rug that the guy also got.....all in a days work ...
monkeyhead641 6
How do you know he was homeless. Any way someone had to clean it up. You shouldnt just leave it there