Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
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thisgirlysfml 2
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TayonaC 10
Im sure you were pissed
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Comments (120)
ddddddddg 9
Peter griffin? Stop keeping us in suspense!
curlyfry33 8
I guess he got a little to cozy
pexy_fml 16
You deserve it for letting him in
white16sox 19
If he wasn't indecent or drunk OP has no right to prevent him from entering. Once he pissed all over though, they could kick him out.
sigrak0 10
holy shit, you dont work at starbucks in eugene oregon do you?! lmfao same thing happend here.
lilvig98 0
That actually sucks
linkinpark98 24
Omg really? I didn't think so until you brought your words of wisdom to this FML!
Ginsei9881 0
Yay me for having a job without public interactions
dude1122332 9
Waldo?
LuckyLynx7732 5
Why would they even let him in the store? They won't even let the goth kids in the one near me.
DeVaughnS 5
I think some homeless dude needs his ass kicked
perdix 31
Here are my guesses: 1. Betty White 2. Michael J. Fox 3. Katie Holmes I hope the OP is offering a cool prize, 'cause I worked really hard on my guesses.