Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Today, my brother and I were nearly made homeless by a good friend and roommate, because after repeatedly leading on my brother, and admitting she’s disrespected me all along, she and her boyfriend took off suddenly without a word of notice, leaving us to a house we can't afford alone. FML
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joker118 7
did u give him money or drag him home
eatthemcows 4
So he's your "hobro"
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Comments (128)
eatthemcows 4
So he's your "hobro"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Hobro fist! Wait, why are you taking my money! D:
DeLpHe3zY 7
I see what you did there
Derovin 4
Now that is one hell of a reunion !!
amarchingclock 6
How awkward. If you hadn't heard from him all these years then I'm sure it must have been a relief? Anyway, did you progress to scream "NO CHANGE!" and run off?
wellnevermind 4
Not the best way to reunite. Sorry op. fyl.
madamazinDana45 6
That is a story to tell your kids.
Leigh_Badd 1
How bad was home that he ran away, became homeless and broke and STILL did not come back?? O.o
lajaynay 15
Wow. How bad was home?
hqbrat 8
It probobaly wasn't as bad as where he's living in now
Angel157 8
Just be glad that he's alive and not hurt!! You should take him home with you! He probably will agree to go with you since he's resorted to robbing people for money.
quontag 15
It's okay. He's family!
onelove858 5
"give me all your mon....when's the family reunion?"