Money: Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my... - FML

By Sarah - 12/06/2012 16:59 - United States - Pipersville

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 14:00

Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 00:01

Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML

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By Buggy - 12/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Atmore

Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML

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By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 14:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 08:01

Today, my brother and I were nearly made homeless by a good friend and roommate, because after repeatedly leading on my brother, and admitting she’s disrespected me all along, she and her boyfriend took off suddenly without a word of notice, leaving us to a house we can't afford alone. FML

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joker118 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:18

did u give him money or drag him home

eatthemcows 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:29

So he's your "hobro"

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jhicks123 10

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:19

Poor guy.

rcgirl2 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:49

At least he's alive! You should take him home, let him shower, and give some food. After all, Ohana means family, and family never gets left behind.

SLC_grumpypants 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:01

At least you can tell the police who the perp was.

BrosephHarris 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:39

Wow, that sucks.

SchlomoTheGrinch 18

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:50

You can hope hoboism doesn't run in the family.

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:53

Don't give him money he will just buy dope. Buy him a sandwich.

KeyLoLoKye 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 7:06

I feel really bad for you. I hope you took him home

THExistentialist 13

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:33

"Hey, Sarah, cool seeing you! you wouldn't know by chance where mom's at, and the platinum's PIN would you?! tell dad I said hi! what's his PIN, too. just in case? Love ya sis! "

noisebox 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:18

Sounds like a strong family with lots of love and good communication

simonepedretti 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:49

Omg!

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