Work, Transportation and Coworkers: Get on with it - FML

Get on with it

By Anonymous - 09/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I was expected by my supervisor to drive out to one of our office's server locations. My car was dead and I couldn't go unless he gave me a ride, as he's the only coworker local to me; he couldn't because he's on vacation. I sent him a video of my car failing to crank. He responded, "You need to be more mobile." FML

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great_nate 26

Wednesday 10 April 2024 1:11

Most jobs require employees to have reliable transportation.

emmalou 19

Thursday 11 April 2024 7:33

True, most jobs want someone with a reliable vehicle. But if this is something you do often they should have a vehicle to provide.

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