Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML
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Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I'm a massage therapist, and a woman got on my table with a rash. When I informed her that I couldn't work on her because of the rash, and that it's illegal, she got mad, and started yelling at me. My boss came to find out what happened, took her side, and fired me. For following the law. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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DanqGirlxoxo 13
Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.
onorexveritas 23
it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line
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golden_warrior 23
Snooki is that you?
spunkylady 24
Hahaha!!! Must. Stop... The laughter!
KingCeltic77 18
It's a Jersey thing.
spunkylady 24
Damn straight!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
what a ******* dummy.
pattayarick 8
You think that you have it bad? Imagine being her boyfriend.
MrSassypants 33
The only ones who would date her are equally as dumb so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
CobraLazerFace 21
Was she the color of a traffic cone?
chabelo 10
she will get tan in hell for free someday
GRubi 17
And what exactly does she plan on suing you for?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Hurtful sarcasm? Um... Trying to make a customer laugh without their permission? ........ I got nothing...
starw0lf 31
Angry customers like to yell that they'll sue whether they really can or not when things don't go their way. I'm not sure what she could actually sue the store for given she was removed after she began yelling.
GRgoldfish 19
#62 is right. I think sueing is so acceptable among the media that people think that they can Sue anyone for anything. I just ignore people who act like that. best of luck op.
nbandofbrothers 10
It actually cost a lot to run the sun. You don't know if but we pay the sun to heat the earth. The more money the more heat. But some planets cannot afford so much heat.
Jharrist89 12
Did you tell her to have fun with the lawsuit? Lol.
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Some comebacks are so effective and incisive that they can cause violence.