Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML
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Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I'm a massage therapist, and a woman got on my table with a rash. When I informed her that I couldn't work on her because of the rash, and that it's illegal, she got mad, and started yelling at me. My boss came to find out what happened, took her side, and fired me. For following the law. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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DanqGirlxoxo 13
Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.
onorexveritas 23
it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line
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Comments (110)
mikeymayhem_87 15
And this is why tanning excessively is bad... It kills brain cells, causing stupidity like this to happen!! Tan in moderation folks!!
Late_night83 25
Hilarious.at least he took your side, I mean, it was a valid answer :-)
ecascio2010 9
I think this is the first fml I've read where the boss is on the employees side..
SystemofaBlink41 27
I agree. I was expecting the boss to actually chew out OP.
Enslaved 36
At least your boss seemed to be on your side. But why would you work at a tanning salon if you had smart ass comments like that? Who doesn't know the sun is free? It's not the same since most get a full on nude tans which is difficult to get the privacy to sun bathe naked. She was probably looking for advice on maybe a package deal or a group rate. Try to be more helpful next time, Sassy! :P
MrSassypants 33
I TRIED MY BEST TO HELP!
Mossears133 15
Sometimes you just can't afford to tan your ******! Anyone who's gonna see it should understand.
BellaBelle_fml 23
You will get smart ass comments no matter what line of work you go into. Stupid people are everywhere!
lmbachman 23
At least he kicked her out!!
User57777 13
'Murica no? Okay fine.
VirgoPIxie921 3
Sounds like you have met Amanda Bynes. My heart goes out to you.
newburton13 26
Hey, it could've been worse. Normally the boss takes the customer's side.
ninjalovin 8
I would have kicked her out too. Kicked her so hard far into space towards the sun so she'd get a permanent tan.
buckdharma 37
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain. Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob