Miscellaneous: Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief."...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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balest22 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:33

well that's okay. I mean how would u know that though. Every1 makes mistakes like that.

BADDiam 4

Monday 27 June 2011 0:38

well all u can do is to delete that badass comment..

Comments

princessjazz 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:47

cheesy sense of humor. XD

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 27 June 2011 0:53

yeah u deserve that one playa

Mgr11 3

Monday 27 June 2011 0:57

lmao awesome u rock dude

saIty 17

Monday 27 June 2011 1:01

hey, I think it'll be funny if you get round housed by Chuck Norris.

greekamericanpri 2

Monday 27 June 2011 1:09

ppl now a days need to realize that shit happens and to get over stuff it's just a joke it doesn't mean u have to cry every time some says something not nice

Virginia6810 16

Monday 27 June 2011 2:30

pun intended?

greekamericanpri 2

Monday 27 June 2011 3:55

what r u talking about

almostalbino 10

Monday 27 June 2011 6:20

Shit... get it?

marinaim 17

Monday 27 June 2011 1:15

Hey, it was a pretty generic status, so fml. But also, ydi because that was a lame comeback anyway.

Chilloa 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:25

Obviously everyone who thinks you're a heartless dick are facebook addicts. How are you supposed to know that about her dad if you didn't read the previous posts?