Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
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Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?
kerbear1232 16
This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.
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Comments (110)
IceWrath 22
I can't touch people and have to do this but for another reason. I have autism and OCD. This guy can't be any well off than the workers since I don't think anyone who is rich would eat at McDonalds. Heck, I don't eat at McDonalds. The food is terrible.
smokecloud_ 37
I'm poor and refuse to eat at McDonalds. Except their cinnamon bites and pies. Those are yummy. :3
1two3four5six 23
maybe the particular branches that you've been to were gross, but the ones I live by, the employees are polite and the food tastes pretty good.
bizzaroworld 8
Did he order a Big Sac cause he sounds like a dick
brians3395 4
do you mean big Mac?
zdane 9
It's a scientific fact, poor ppl have more germs in their hands than rich ppl......and working at mcdonalds only makes it worse......sorry op truth hurts
soullyfe 33
@22: I really don't think that's the point here...
RedPillSucks 33
Where did you get your science degree? Kindergarten?
thesmeagol 22
I downloaded it off piratebay.
Godsofdracos 15
Must've been a pure_screens torrent; you obviously didn't see what you were getting. To those that don't get that, his screen links are always broke.
BubbleGrunge 18
Scientific fact says the person using ppl instead of people, forgot to capitalize a couple letters, and forgot a period.
zdane 9
Wow, I didn't know that many poor people were on this site.....ugh poor people angry
ifoundalaska 11
Seems like they're having a bad day and need a comforting embrace!
orphanclubber 8
What a hypocrite because he's at McDonald's using coins I'm sorry op that guy is just an ass fyl
1947Chevy 17
What kind of rich person goes to McDonalds? That's what you should have said or possibly not but it's what I would have said
SexyMexi21 23
Well mcdonalds is food for poor people
ulissey_fml 22
Oh, the 'Rony of it...
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Rony? Like peperoni?
girI 20
65, less like pepperoni and more like "Ronald McDonald "
penguin2000 2
Next time he comes say "Sorry we don't accept food stamps sir" loudly
xzanex 22
Someone's gonna be getting spit in his burger...