Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
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Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?
kerbear1232 16
This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.
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Comments (110)
elusiveshame 22
Just because he's eating a mcdumpsters and paying with change doesn't mean he's poor, or not "rich". I know plenty of doctors and lawyers who pay exact change and eat at fast food places.
bennyboi7 5
Umm... What's a "supposedly rich guy" doing at a McDonald's anyways?
Omniprism 15
What a dick head. I would have said that's ok I don't want to get troglodyte on my hands.
stink_fist 1
What a fagget
megadki14 6
yet hes using coins...
elevenseasons 9
that guy needs to be fired.
amisenho 11
Yeah, from life, maybe.
CaptainBlack 18
Sounds like quite the inferiority complex, going to McDonald's to act rich. smh
sem2183 13
Wow he sounds like a high roller eating at McDonalds! What a loser. And if he has to go out of way to say that then he's broke as a joke.
TheRogueAngel 3
He's eating at Mcdonald's. I wouldn't take anything this moron says seriously.
Sakuraashita 15
I know who needs some extra lard in his Crappy Meal... And a big hug from the entire staff! Appreciation must be shown to the rich gentleman who has graced your presence.