Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
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Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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sexyboi1985 27
Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?
kerbear1232 16
This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.
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Olivia93 20
Uncalled for defiantly. Don't understand when people frown upon those that serve food. A job is a job at the end of the day.
Brandi_Faith 34
And they should be happy that people are making and serving the food because I'm pretty sure they don't want to do it themselves. It's like they want the food but they disapprove of the people making it...so how are they expecting to get this food without those people?
amisenho 11
It's like when people want sex, but they shame the people they have sex with. It's just being plain ol' spoiled and stupid.
peacheso 31
If you see the need to point it out then you've failed, good sir.
808andheartbreak 16
I really hate self righteous idiots like this man. He does realize that if all McDonald employees quit he wouldn't be getting his five pound quarter pounder with a coke on the side. Can't ask for a service then treat service people like crap.
cryssycakesx3 23
"5 pound quarter pounder"
amisenho 11
Is that a quarter-pounder with extra meat on it? Just call it a "Royale with Cheese" since the customer is feeling rich. Oh, wait, this FML isn't from France.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Ah yes. His logic is outstanding. Buy food at a restaurant where your food is prepared by poor people and you are served by poor people but you do not want the poor people to touch you. Yes, customer person, you are the reason so many of us poor people despise customer service.
D3SMOND 14
Well he's probably poor because he's using Jew change ffs
yeongji 31
Little did he know that "the poor people" are the ones in contact with his food.
Brandi_Faith 34
And he has now just insulted those people making his food. Not a smart idea.
D3SMOND 14
He was probably the poor one because he was using coin change to pay for a MEAL.
Deadpool798 3
I would just be like "enjoy your food" hit the (ask me button) tell the person on table that it doesn't mean anything, but when he checks his recite he will be concerned what you did to his sandwhich. The recite will read "a double cheese burger ask me"
Whotevah 8
I don't understand what you're saying. Maybe it's my headache that makes it difficult..
Deadpool798 3
Working at Mcdonalds, I know that when someone wants to change something about the sandwhich that isn't common such as a different bun or add a certain sause. there is an "Ask me button" the person working on table (perpairing the food) has to ask the cashier what the ask me is before making the sandwhich. It also shows up on the recite. So if he ever looks at the recite he will be worried and wonder why it says "ask me" under his sandwhich.
cryssycakesx3 23
for the love of god, *receipt*
Melody_pond 11
no one even pays attention to the "ask me" on their order. I've only been questioned about it a couple times in my 3 years of working there. but I would have been very tempted to say they wanted extra everything (ketchup, onions, etc.) or something equally gross.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, I'm pretty sure customers are unaware of this "ask me" thing. I've had many McDonald's meals over the years but never heard of/seen this thing.
mikbrooke 25
i work at mcdonalds, & i've never heard of it either. even unusual things generally goes through the register for me, & if it doesnt, we tell the ones making the burgers. it isnt their job to ask.
vikky538 29
well did you use the sanitizer before touching the coin.. people who dont treat others well are real poor minded ppl..sorry OP
EpicJames24 18
say "good because I don't like touching assholes"