Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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sexyboi1985 27
Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?
kerbear1232 16
This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.
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vividpictures 17
Probably because in some McDonalds' the cashier swipes the card for you and that is considered making contact.
amansingh 8
What an arrogant idiot. Let's just say he's a jerk. .. He could have put all the coins in the counter without touching. .. just thinking outside the box. Anyway, don't feel offended, he's a moron.
Adamantablade 8
Must be a republican
worldclassrager 41
Define poor...it could just be a side before your massive real high paying job...like my line of work
PegLegRacing 34
People the currently have massively high paying jobs don't generally need a job making minimum wage on the side, that's probably a bit of a stretch... Or you define "massively high paying" as $40,000 a year. Now with our economy there certainly are people that used to have high paying jobs that now work minimum wage jobs, but that's not the same. And if you think you will shorty have a massively high paying job that doesn't make you wealthy prior to starting it.
mikbrooke 25
#93 #90 did say BEFORE your high paying job.
princesscorkey 16
It works out well for you though, as I'm sure you don't like touching assholes.
PegLegRacing 34
While I get that the guy is a dick... I don't understand why paying with some change (as in the .35 of $7.35) or eating at McDonald's means he's poor. Those are both insane implications. I HATE walking around with change in my pocket, if I have an opportunity to get rid of it I will. And non-broke people eat at McDonald's too... It's quick and easy while traveling for instance, or maybe the dude just has a hard on for Big Macs. Or just because you can afford a $200 meal doesn't mean every meal has to be $200.
False_Stupidity 42
Right on, I couldn't figure that out either.. Once my coin count reaches a certain level I'm looking to offload them. Plus I know that sometimes places like having their coin supply replenished.
Sskittykat 12
Did his name happen to be Byakuya Togami?
rosenow 6
long live the twogami
ACynclaire 13
If he isn't poor, shouldn't he be eating at a 5 star restaurant... He's a hypocrite
Sskittykat 12
Maybe he doesn't have the time to sit down and eat at a 5 star restaurant
savemeSheehan 8
wow what a shitty person
smalljamal 2
He's so wealthy yet he eats the worst ******* food on the planet? So stupid