Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
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Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?
kerbear1232 16
This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.
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Comments (110)
demetrios007 3
YDI for working at mcdonalds.
Chezzlova 5
Then why the crap is he at a freakin McDonald's?? Everything's a buck; it's poor people food!
mikbrooke 25
pretty sure everything is not a buck at mcdonalds. although i'd love to be able to get a full meal for a buck.
Truthteller31 1
Says the guy eating at McDonalds...
HarleyQuinn1996 8
But he's at McDonalds...is it the Ritz now?
CrysisKing 5
Then why eat at mccdonalds? Thats where broke niggers like me eat
Kendrah18 19
Says the man who is eating at McDonald's?! You have to be penny pinching or have no self esteem to eat that crap, haha. Some people
Nymeria_fml 25
Oh wow, look at you, you're so cool and all...
fml0505 22
You should have been like, "Surprise ************, I'm just pretending to be poor! I'm so rich, that this is what I do to get off!" Or you could have just thrown hot fry grease in his face, that would have worked too.
jarebear627 2
You should have purposely reached over the counter, grabbed his collar and stuck your fingers down his throat till he choked out
extremereviews 26
Did you make sure to drop his Patty on the floor
sempron 6
Wow, what a jerk