Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
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Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
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inner_peace 19
There are some crazy people in this world, OP. Be careful.
sabrinalynn22 19
Whip your hair back and forth in that crazy lady's face.
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Comments (138)
J_a_m_s_ 1
Don't be so selfish, Finn the human.
iplaydirty96 9
Donating is amazing, but that lady is a wacko! It's your choice!
squarecircles 13
Coulda told her if she wanted your hair to use head & shoulders.
Sinclair935 5
I woulda beat the crazy out of her :/
Kelseyybaee 8
I would have slapped her if I didn't know her and she touched my hair.
Ceruleanst 5
As harmless (if useless) as it is in comparison, hair donation has developed a cult of zealous idiocy on the same scale as anti-vaccination.
Luigi2012SM64DS 6
Time to bring out my crazy-bitch-slapper 3000
sassy2085 16
Run as fast as your legs can carry you.
kristhvr 9
I have super long hair, I actually had a friend try to cut my hair while I was sleeping. Safe to day were no longer friends.
AnotherJaneDoe 3
wtf