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By  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Big deal, just say "Yes." and continue.

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  ElGranOrgo  |  0

How did you not tell the difference between the two!?

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  fistnazal  |  10

Would I pack up my bags and leave this world behind?

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  TheOptimist  |  0

Pretty sure the porno goes more like, "Today I found my 'girlfriend' sunbathing in her backyard. She wasn't wearing any clothes, so I started to have sex with her, until I relised it was my girlfriends mom. We kept going at it and my girlfriend joined 5 minutes later.

By  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Big deal, just say "Yes." and continue.

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  kbball95  |  7

Gross

By  transalex  |  4

I bet she liked it. Try going for a threesome( yes i said it ).

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  piwikiwi93  |  0

Ya a threesome with her daughter your such a perv!!!

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  piwikiwi93  |  0

Let me correct that, a threesome with the mother and daughter and the mother would be going with the daughter now... YOUR SUCH A PERV

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  BrotherPhil  |  29

Bloke is in a bar, and an attractive woman of about 50 asks him if he fancies a sportsman's double. He figures her daughter must be in her 20s, so he agrees eagerly. They get to her place, and she goes to the foot of the stairs, and calls up "Hey Mum, are you awake?"

By  enonymous  |  8

Was this before or after she put her dentures back in? I prefer her dentures out. Nothing worse than a chick with a biting reflex

By  gunner2590  |  0

I love this post. I give her props for being a down to earth mom and not flipping out. Furthermore... She didn't flip out. Next time you fall asleep on their couch momma might be coming your way.

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  lovergirl67  |  0

Lmao

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  lovergirl67  |  0

Lmao

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