By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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illmatic2 16
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Obviously a MILF.

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s0m3guy2010 21
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I bet OP really wishes he had a moment with a Twix bar.

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illmatic2 16
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Obviously a MILF.

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ElGranOrgo 0

How did you not tell the difference between the two!?

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Blazingcrono 6
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Obviously you didn't read #1.

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btnhdude 0

If Heaven was a mile away...

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fistnazal 10
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Would I pack up my bags and leave this world behind?

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fthislyfe 22

You should have said: no, there's more.

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zombicidal 11
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how many pornos have I seen with this same scenario

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fanceh 10
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Take a moment, chew it over with Twix.

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awagh666 14
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Now pornos should say 'based on a true life incident'

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TheOptimist 0
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Pretty sure the porno goes more like, "Today I found my 'girlfriend' sunbathing in her backyard. She wasn't wearing any clothes, so I started to have sex with her, until I relised it was my girlfriends mom. We kept going at it and my girlfriend joined 5 minutes later.

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Christianrules 1

Reading this gave me a boner.

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hatepineapple 14

The FML never states if it was the mother or the father. :)

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shooterbuddy 8

You got style.

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humorizer 14
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I got the impression that the mother/father popped up behind them somewhere after he began molesting their daughter.

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pantherpride98 10

Lovely info. How old r u?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

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Suchagoonnn 4
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Sounds like a porno

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stephan18 23
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You know she wanted some, but don't do it since it could cause one of those "Today, I found out about my mom and boyfriend" FMLs.

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transalex 4

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piwikiwi93 0
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Let me correct that, a threesome with the mother and daughter and the mother would be going with the daughter now... YOUR SUCH A PERV

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BrotherPhil 33
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Bloke is in a bar, and an attractive woman of about 50 asks him if he fancies a sportsman's double. He figures her daughter must be in her 20s, so he agrees eagerly. They get to her place, and she goes to the foot of the stairs, and calls up "Hey Mum, are you awake?"

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enonymous 8

Was this before or after she put her dentures back in? I prefer her dentures out. Nothing worse than a chick with a biting reflex

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sean0120 3

that's disgusting...

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leadman1989 15

Uh oh boner D: nope no boner... you killed it!!! >:(

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TaylorRenee444 0
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What the fuck dude

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LilTiki559 13
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you guys take shit too seriously..

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tsim_fml 0

Very understandable and calm mom. When you get your girl pregnant there shouldn't be any issues.

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randomstudios 0
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I would like this but there are 69 likes

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Freeze_fml 16
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That's not how you get on good terms with the parents.

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slushpup9696 12

It's how you get on great terms on one and awful terms with the other. They should balance out, right?

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leadman1989 15

Until the dad decides to clothes line him, for him being the reason his wife won't sleep with him. ;)

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s0m3guy2010 21
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I bet OP really wishes he had a moment with a Twix bar.

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oilfan11 0
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Omg thats a good one lol

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slushpup9696 12

95, you should point it out in a comment for no reason at all. ...oh hey! A comment!

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Rainbow_dumpster 27
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You are a winner, #7. Really! xDDD;;

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JEHughes 13
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what did you say? and if she didn't say stop there would always be those awkward family get togethers you were invited too.

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gunner2590 0
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I love this post. I give her props for being a down to earth mom and not flipping out. Furthermore... She didn't flip out. Next time you fall asleep on their couch momma might be coming your way.

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Kielnmsoftly 26
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And cumming.

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slushpup9696 12

Not yet; that happens later.

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lovergirl67 0

Lmao

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lovergirl67 0

Lmao

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lovergirl67 0

Lmao

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pantherpride98 10

Hell ya lmao! How old r u?

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shootintacos 0
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*interrupt* I'm 15!

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